Yuav luag ntawm no, txiv neej!!!! Tsawg tshaj li ob lub lis piam ua ntej rov qab los ntawm peb cov bots nyiam, mads thiab shitty movies. Hauv ib hnub, MST3K ua rau nws ntev tos rov qab los.

Kuv tsis tuaj yeem qhia koj tias kuv zoo siab npaum li cas. Kuv tsis muaj lub tswv yim thaum kuv thawj zaug poob rau hauv kev hlub nrog cov yeeb yam tab sis poob kuv ua thiab nyuaj. Kuv paub qee tus neeg yog Team Joel thiab qee tus yog Team Mike, tab sis kuv yeej tsis mob siab rau. Kuv hlub lawv ob leeg thiab cov chemistry ntawm lawv ob leeg thiab Gypsy, Cambot, Tom Servo thiab Croooooooooow ( lees tias koj hu nkauj hauv koj lub taub hau ... lees nws) yog qhov zoo sib xws.

Kuv tau sib sau ua ke kuv tus kheej ragtag pawg los ntawm pab pawg iHorror los xaiv qhov tseeb yuav tsum pom ntu ua ntej lub caij tshiab premiers. Yog li tuav koj lub zog, npaj koj cov lus tawm tswv yim snarky, thiab cia suav rov qab.

6,5,4,3,2,1... thiab showtime.

Lub Horrors ntawm Kab laug sab Island Lub Caij 10, Ntu 11

Ib pab pawg ntawm Go-Go dancers thiab lawv tus thawj tswj hwm (yuav ua li cas) muaj sia nyob hauv lub dav hlau poob ntawm lawv txoj kev los ntawm New York mus rau Singapore, thiab ntxuav ntug dej hiav txwv ntawm cov kob uas nyob los ntawm kab laug sab mutated… rau MST3K, tab sis tsuas yog ib yam dab tsi hais txog Qhov Horrors ntawm Kab laug sab Island uas kuv tsuas yog nyiam; Nws yog cov yeeb yaj kiab random (go-go dancers tawm tsam los ntawm kab laug sab / txiv neej / tsiaj nyaum nyob nruab nrab ntawm ob tog thiab liab qab da dej) uas tsuas yog xyoo 1960 tuaj yeem tsim. Mike, Tom Servo, thiab Crow nyob rau hauv daim ntawv zoo thoob plaws, tab sis raws li qhov zoo tshaj plaws MST3K lub sijhawm, qhov tseeb tias cov yeeb yaj kiab nws tus kheej yog qhov lom zem heev (nrog nws yog qhov phem dubbing tawm ntawm tus thawj German) thiab muab qhov zoo tshaj plaws counterbalance rau cov menyuam yaus riffing (los yog tsuas yog ua rau peb nco txog txhua lub sijhawm uas peb tab tom saib. Lub Horrors ntawm Kab laug sab Island… ib zaj yeeb yaj kiab uas nws lub npe yog…li 30% yog: lawv nyob ntawm ib kob).

- Shaun Cordingley

Kawg Fij Lub Caij 9, Ntu 10

Lub epic, nyiaj txiag tsawg, Canadian taug txuj kev nyuaj ntawm lub neej! Nws ua raws li cov tub ntxhais hluas nerd Troy McGreggor thaum nws sim ua raws li nws ntev txij li tus txiv neej archaeologist tuag lawm. Pom nws tus kheej ntawm kev khiav los ntawm tus thawj coj sib sib zog nqus suab nrov npe hu ua Satoris, thiab nws cov tub rog ntawm daim npog ntsej muag hnav, chainsaw-wielding thugs, nws koom nrog Canada tus phab ej loj tshaj plaws: ZAP ROWSDOWER. Ib tug npias swilling, mulletted loner uas tej zaum yuav muaj ib txhais tes nyob rau hauv Troy txiv txoj kev tuag. Ua ke lawv yuav tsum nrhiav Ziox kev vam meej thaum ub thiab coj kev thaj yeeb nyab xeeb rau Alberta! Cov ntsiab lus tseem ceeb suav nrog kev siv nyiaj qis tsheb khiav, Canadian cultists, thiab hysterical riffs ntawm Zap haus. Xws li cov kab tsis txawj tuag "Kuv xav tias puas muaj npias ntawm lub hnub?" Thiab featuring Pipper, feem ntau dangabbed, rootin-tootin, Yosemite Sam, prospector hom puas tau.

-Jacob Davison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYoheSI7Dbc

 

tau hma Lub Caij 9, Ntu 4

Cov yeeb yaj kiab no yog lub sijhawm zoo thiab hnub qub tsawg dua (txoj kev tsawg dua) paub Estevez, Joe Estevez. Ib pawg ntawm archaeologists pom ib tug mythical Native American werewolf tsiaj faus nyob rau hauv cov suab puam. Nrog ntau tus neeg uas tig mus rau hauv zaj yeeb yaj kiab no, koj xav tias qhov no yuav muaj sia nyob tab sis, tsis yog. Nyob rau hauv ntau txoj kev, tib neeg tsuas yog yuav poob rau ntawm cov pob txha thiab khawb thiab Bada Bing Bada Boom… werewolf. Kev ua yeeb yam yog atrocious thiab zaj dab neeg yog mediocre thiab kuv hlub nws. Tsis tshua muaj kev qhia hauv lub ntsej muag ntawm cov neeg ua yeeb yam tshaj li chav tos ntawm tus kws phais yas lub chaw ua haujlwm.Snark Patrol yog nyob rau ntawm lawv cov lus tawm tswv yim thiab nws ua rau muaj kev lom zem zoo. Koj yuav tsis saib bugles ib yam li ib zaug ntxiv. Ntxiv rau, muaj qhov ntawd Estevez. Qhov ntawd ua rau nws raug ntaus, txoj cai?

-DD ​​Kev Taug Hlua

 

Lub Pumaman Lub Caij 9, Ntu 3

Kuv xav tias kuv yuav tsis ncaj ncees rau qhov no rau ib qho laj thawj: Kuv yog John Carpenter's loj Halloween ntxuam. Pumaman tsis muaj dab tsi zoo li Halloween tab sis lawv muab ib qho piv txwv…Donald Pleasence. Auj, yog. Cov yeeb yaj kiab hais txog lub npog ntsej muag Aztec thaum ub uas hloov pauv uas yog lub hom phiaj kom tau txais nws lub hwj chim rau hauv PUMAMAN! "Pumaman yog leej twg?" koj nug. Ib tug txiv leej tub nyob rau hauv ib lub tsho bedazzled thiab cape uas KINDA ya thiab yog ib tug xeeb leej xeeb ntxwv ntawm Aztec mus. Qhov no yog qhov tshwj xeeb.Kuv tsis paub meej tias nws yog cov teebmeem, kev ua yeeb yam lossis qhov tseeb Aztec tus kws yees duab sim randos kom pom tias lawv yog Pumaman los ntawm kev pov lawv tawm ntawm qhov rais. Thiab kuv tsis paub meej tias qhov twg ua rau Pleasence koom nrog cov neeg coob ntawm qhov kev mus ncig LSD me me, tab sis kuv zoo siab nws tau ua. Ntxiv rau, kuv nyiam nws thaum cov poj niam ua yeeb yam muaj qhov hnyav ntawm qhov muag vwm.

-DD ​​Kev Taug Hlua

Soultaker Lub Caij 10, Ntu 1

Auj, ntuj raug txim. Nws yog Joe Estevez dua. Nws "hnub qub" hauv zaj yeeb yaj kiab no ("Puas muaj dab tsi tiag tiag lub hnub qub Joe Estevez?") ua tus Soultaker uas saib xyuas kev coj tus ntsuj plig ntawm plaub tus tub hluas uas tuag hauv tsheb sib tsoo. Cov yeeb yaj kiab yog qhov tseem ceeb ntawm 1990's txaus ntshai movie. Kev sib tham suab zoo li ib yam dab tsi koj qhov mob hauv lub nroog Yeiuxalees 9-xyoo-laus kwv tij yuav sau thiab cov suab paj nruag yog suab paj nruag hauv cov lus qhia. Cov yeeb yaj kiab yog qhov txaus ntshai tab sis qhov no tau txais qee qhov kev tawm tswv yim zoo tshaj plaws uas kuv tau pom los ntawm Mike, Tom Servo thiab Crow. Kuv tsis xav tias muaj ib feem ntawm cov yeeb yaj kiab uas kuv tsis quaj nrog luag. Soultaker coj lub caij kawg ntawm MST3K thiab suav nrog kev mus ntsib Joel mus rau SOL uas yog qhov tshwj xeeb thiab kev xav me me rau cov neeg saib.

-DD ​​Kev Taug Hlua

Tsis txhob txwv koj tus kheej rau cov tsib no ua ntej lub premier. Muaj ntau dhau mus tab sis qee qhov lwm yam kev nyiam yog Pod People, Mitchell, Merlin's Shop of Mythical Wonders, Eegah thiab ntau, ntau lwm tus. Feem ntau qhov kev tso npe tawm mus thiab TV streaming cov kev pabcuam muaj qee lub npe ntawm cov koob thiab MST3K rov qab mus rau Netflix Lub Plaub Hlis 14th rau lub caij tshiab ntawm cov yeeb yaj kiab tsis zoo, cov lus pom zoo thiab kev npau taws tshiab.

Thaum koj nyob ntawm no, kos tawm lub cov kab tshiab ntawm ntu ntawm MST3K uas Netflix ntxiv. Thiab tshawb xyuas Felicia Hnub thiab Patten Oswalt ua tus vwm tshiab nyob ntawm no!