Zoo, Friday yog Friday 13th thiab hnub Saturday yog Valentine's Day, yog li kuv xav tias nws yuav muaj kev lom zem los saib qee cov khub niam txiv zoo los ntawm thoob plaws lub ntiaj teb. Friday lub 13th franchise. Muaj ntau ntau yam zoo, nrog rau ntau yam kev sib txuas sib txuas thiab kev sib hlub tsis sib haum xeeb, tab sis kuv tau txo qis rau kaum ntawm kuv cov khub niam txiv nyiam.

Kev qhuas qhuas rau Scott thiab Muffin ntawm Ntu 2.

Faj seeb: Yog tias koj tsis yog ib tus neeg uas saib cov yeeb yaj kiab no ntau, koj tsuas yog xav mus ntxiv.

10. Deborah thiab Lukas (Jason Mus Txog Dab Teb: Hnub Friday kawg)

Deborah thiab Lukas sib hlub heev txawm tias tom qab Lukas "tso nws lub taub hau," Deb tsis tuaj yeem nqa nws hauv lub hnab sai sai. Nws kuj tsis tau muab ntau qhov fuck txog ntau npaum li cas Lukas ntxub cov hnab looj tes thiab zoo siab cia nws rov qab los xav tias tsis muaj kev tiv thaiv kev yug menyuam. Tsis muaj kev txhawj xeeb. Jason (nyob rau hauv daim ntawv ntawm ib tug African American kws tshuaj ntsuam xyuas) tua lawv ob leeg nyob rau hauv ib tug ntawm cov feem ntau nraaj scenes nyob rau hauv tag nrho cov franchise ua ntej Lukas cov noob yuav cog.

9. Edna thiab Harold (Hnub Friday 13th Part 3)

Edna thiab Harold muaj qee yam ntawm lwm tus nyob hauv Friday lub 13th franchise ua. Lawv tau sib yuav tau ntau xyoo thiab muaj lub khw muag khoom zoo hauv lub tebchaws ua ke. Tseeb, lawv muaj lawv cov teeb meem. Harold yeej ib txwm noj cov khoom muag thiab muaj tsiaj nyob ib ncig ntawm cov khoom, tab sis kuv tau txais kev tshoov siab ob leeg no yeej muaj kev hlub tiag rau ib leeg. Kom txog rau thaum lawv raug tua los ntawm ib tug neeg xiam oob qhab neeg rapist cannibal.

8. Vickie thiab Mark (Hnub Friday 13th Part 2)

Tseeb, Vickie thiab Mark tsis tau paub ib leeg ntev heev ua ntej lawv tau ntsib lawv txoj kev tuag, tab sis nyob rau hauv lawv lub sij hawm luv luv ua ke, lawv yeej ntaus nws tawm. Yog hais tias lawv tsis raug tua los ntawm ib tug txiv neej nyob rau hauv ib lub hnab, kuv xav tias lawv lub neej yav tom ntej yuav ci ntsa iab heev. Kuv txhais tau hais tias nws yog qhov tseeb zoo nkauj thaum Vickie hloov mus rau hauv nws lub ris tsho daj ntxim hlub uas Mark yog ib qho, thiab tias nws qhov kev tsis taus yuav tsis muaj teeb meem dab tsi.

7. Jake thiab Robin (Hnub Friday 13th: Pib Dua Tshiab)

Hmoov tsis zoo, Jake thiab Robin tsuas yog ob peb tug hauv Jake lub siab xwb. Txawm hais tias lawv nyob hauv qhov chaw romantic li cas (saib cov yeeb yaj kiab qub ntawm lub rooj zaum ntawm lub tsev ib nrab), Robin tsuas yog tsis txaus siab thaum Jake tshaj tawm tias nws xav hlub nws tiag tiag. Qhov tseeb, nws tiaj tus luag hauv nws lub ntsej muag, yog li nws tau mus saib Violet yog dab tsi. Txawm hais tias tag nrho peb tus neeg yuav tsis raug tua los ntawm tus kws kho mob tsis txaus siab, nws yog qhov tseeb tias Robin khuv xim qhov nws tau ua rau Jake ua ntej, thiab kuv nyiam xav tias ob leeg yuav tau xaus ua ke. Yuav ua li cas leej twg yuav tiv tau Jake lub ntxim nyiam tshaj kuv.

6. Cort thiab Nikki (Jason Lives: Friday 13th Tshooj VI)

Cort thiab Nikki kom meej meej muaj kev sib raug zoo thiab noj qab nyob zoo. Thaum ua kev hlub zoo nkauj, nyiam romantic, Nikki hais tias Cort tsis ejaculation kom txog thaum nws nyiam zaj nkauj dhau lawm. Hmoov tsis zoo Cort tau tawg, xav tias zaj nkauj tau dhau lawm (Los yog nws hais. Puas yog Cort dag?). Tab sis txoj kev sib hlub tsis tau tso tseg. Txawm hais tias Nikki tau raug tua los ntawm cov zombie loj hauv chav dej, Cort tau nyob hauv qhov kev xav tias nws tau mus rau tus naj npawb 2, thiab qhia nws txoj kev txaus siab rau "snatching peek los yog vice versa". Tag nrho thaum jamming rau Alice Cooper's Teenage Frankenstein, tau kawg. Thaum kawg tsis muaj peek tau puas tau snatched. Tsis muaj ib tug snatch puas tau yuav peeked ntawm.

5. Tommy thiab Megan (Jason Lives: Friday 13th Tshooj VI)

In Tshooj Kawg, Tommy Jarvis tsuas yog koj tus menyuam nruab nrab tawg nrog kev zoo siab thaum thawj zaug nws tau pom cov ntxhais liab qab. Qhov kev zoo siab no tau pom meej heev los ntawm txoj kev uas nws dhia ncig ntawm nws lub txaj thaum peeping ntawm cov tub ntxhais hluas nyiam nyob ib sab ntawm lub qhov rooj ua ntej nws niam tuaj hauv thiab ua rau nws hmo ntuj, tsis hais txog kev txaus siab uas nws tau koom nrog nws tus muam tshaj qhov "pob ntawm patootsies" nws pom ntawm lub pas dej.

Tom qab Jason Voorhees rhuav tshem nws lub neej, nws tsis zoo li txhua yam uas nyiam kev sib raug zoo mus txog rau ntau xyoo tom qab thaum nws yuav ntsib tus tub ceev xwm tus ntxhais Megan. Lawv muaj cov tsiaj qus thawj zaug, hais qhov tsawg tshaj plaws, uas tsis tsuas yog suav nrog kev yos hav zoov loj, tua neeg zombie, tab sis kuj tseem muaj tsheb khiav ceev nrog qee qhov "plaub hau" tig. Hmoov tsis zoo, qhov no yog zaum kawg peb tau ntsib Tommy lossis Megan, yog li kuv yuav xav tias lawv tau mus ua lub neej zoo nkauj, Jason-dawb lub neej ua ke raws li tus txiv leej tub tau tig mus rau cov yeeb ncuab loj dua li tus ntxhais telekinetic, Freddy Krueger. , thiab lwm yam. Tej yam qhia rau kuv Tommy tseem raug kev txom nyem los ntawm PTSD ho.

4. Robbie thiab Axel (Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter)

Axel yog ib tug txiv neej sawv ntsug, noj qhaub cij nyob rau hauv lub morgue thiab so nws cov zaub mov ntawm lub cev nqaij daim tawv ntawm ua necrophilia tso dag, tau pw thiab saib tau ntxim hlub aerobics yeeb yaj duab ntawm autopsies. Nws yooj yim to taub yog vim li cas tus nais maum Robbie (Roberta) tsis tuaj yeem tiv thaiv lub ntsej muag ntawm "Super Bowl of Self Abuse". Hmoov tsis zoo peb tsuas yog pom me me ntawm qhov kuv paub tseeb tias yog kev sib raug zoo uas txhais tau tias kev hlub, tab sis lub cev tuag kom meej tsis ua rau lub siab puas ntsoog thaum nws los txog rau kev mob siab rau ntawm ob lub lovebirds.

3. Billy thiab Lana (Friday 13th: Ib Pib Tshiab)

Billy thiab Lana yog ob tog zaum kawg uas muaj tseeb txhua tus hauv nroog xav mus nrog. Billy muaj cov yeeb tshuaj yeeb dawb, thiab Lana tau npaj meej kom nws lub mis tawm rau ib qho laj thawj lossis lwm qhov, yog li qhov xwm txheej uas nws qhib nws lub tsho rau daim iav, thiab hais tias, "Nws yog Showtime!" Los ntawm lub suab ntawm nws, ib tog ntawm Bob Morton proportions nyob rau hauv khw rau yav tsaus ntuj mus txog rau thaum Roy txiav txim siab tua lawv rau tej yam uas tseem yog ib tug paub tsis meej rau kuv.

2. Andy thiab Debbie (Friday 13th Part 3)

Nov yog ob peb khub niam txiv los ntawm franchise uas nws txoj kev hlub zoo heev, lawv yuav tsum muaj menyuam ua ke. Andy yog tus txiv leej tub txias uas tuaj yeem juggle, taug kev ntawm nws txhais tes thiab tso ib tug yo-yo rau ntawm nws tus hluas nkauj cev xeeb tub lub ntsej muag. Debbie nyiam nyeem Fangoria, tau tawm tsam yo-yos ntawm nws lub ntsej muag, thiab muaj yam zoo dua rau Andy ua nrog nws txhais tes dua li juggle. Yog tias tsuas yog Jason tsis cais Andy hauv ib nrab thiab muab nws tua tom qab qee qhov nkaum hauv qab hammock, tua tus niam hluas los ua thiab nws tus menyuam hauv plab.

Wow, Jason yog ib tug tub tiag tiag ntawm ib tug bitch nyob rau hauv Part 3, nrog rau kev rape, cannibalism, thiab tsis yug me nyuam tua.

1. Anita thiab Demon (Hnub Friday 13th: Pib Dua Tshiab)

Thaum kawg, peb muaj ob peb nyiam nyob rau hauv tag nrho cov Friday lub 13th. Ob tug no tau siv sijhawm nyob rau hauv ib lub van, noj enchiladas, thiab mus ncig hauv thiab ib ncig ntawm shithouses. Thaum Dab Ntxwg Nyoog tuaj yeem tawm los ua tus poj niam tsis zoo nrog cov lus zoo li "Koj yuav tau txais nws bitch!" Kuv xav tias chemistry ntawm lawv tau hais tias nws tsuas yog tso dag thiab nws nyob rau hauv qhov tso dag. Nws paub tias nws yuav zoo dua tom qab nws shit (raws li muaj pov thawj los ntawm kab, "Tseeb, Dab. Koj yuav hnov ​​​​zoo dua tom qab koj shit.")

Ob leeg no kuj yog lub luag haujlwm rau lub sijhawm zoo nkauj tshaj plaws sib koom ntawm ob tus neeg hlub thoob plaws tag nrho cov franchise thaum lawv hu nkauj "Oooh me nyuam, ooh me nyuam, ooh me nyuam, nyob zoo tus me nyuam" rau ib leeg (los ntawm cov phab ntsa ntawm lub tsev shithouse).

Yog hais tias tsis hais romance, kuv tsis paub dab tsi ua.