Thaum Kev Nyab Xeeb-Tronics tau qhia txog Protector 101 series ntawm kev ruaj ntseg neeg hlau ntawm lub tiaj ua si Plaza hauv 1986, lawv tau ua ib qho kev lees paub yooj yim - "Tsis muaj dab tsi tuaj yeem mus ua txhaum."

Lawv tsis muaj tseeb.

Txawm li cas los xij, xws li kev xav tawm unleashed ib Xov tooj cua Shack sim ploj mus tsis zoo. Cov bots tau yeej qhov ua yuav muaj tshwm sim muaj Johnny 5 thiab ED-209 tau ua kev hlub droid nphoo nrog tus neeg tua hluav taws lub peev xwm.

Oh, kev lom zem uas tau muaj tshwm sim.

Nov yog tsib ntawm qhov zoo tshaj plaws ntawm Jim Wynorski's Ntxov Lag Luam.

WALTER PAISLEY

Nws yog Dick Miller. Peb yog qhov tseeb, txuas ntxiv tsis tsim nyog, tab sis peb yuav ua nws txawm muaj dab tsi. Ib qho ntawm cov neeg ua yeeb yam zoo ntawm txhua lub sijhawm, Miller tau raug xa mus ua "kev lom zem txaus ntshai" los ntawm Roger corman, leej twg ntawm chav kawm yog sib yuav mus Ntxov Lag Luam tus tsim tawm Julie Corman.

Raws li lub khw muag khoom lub khw, Miller tus cwj pwm mus los ntawm lub npe peb tau loj hlob heev nrog xyoo dhau los thiab yog nws li qub, ntawm on-screen self. Cranky, tawv, sarcastic thiab funny. Thaum ib qho ntawm Go-Bots khob qhov hla nws lub thoob dej nws hem tias yuav tig nws mus rau hauv cov hlau ua ntej muag muag los qhia nws daim ID. Thaum qhov ntawd tsis mus ua kom yooj yim lossis nrawm raws li nws xav, Miller tau sim poob rauj nrog rab mop ua ntej txais siav.

Sai heev, txawm hais tias nws tsis muaj dab tsi los ua ib yam dabtsi, tab sis hauv kev txhaj tshuaj qhov twg Miller tau sib tham nrog qee tus ntawm nws cov kwv tij neej tsa, cov khw tuaj yeem pom tom qab keeb kwm hu ua Slavick's Jewelers. Tam sim no, qhov no yog peb xyoos ua ntej Miller tau qhia tawm nws qhov kev ntxub ntxaug rau kev ua noj ua haus, tab sis ib qho tsis tuaj yeem pab tab sis luag ntxhi tias peb tau txais cov ntaub ntawv tsis zoo rau Qhov 'Burus, vim tias peb txhua tus paub tias Miller tsis tsuas yog Corman tus tub, tab sis Joe Dante, zoo li.

YOOJ YIM Kuv SAID 'EM, YEAH

Hvov, yog li nws yog qhov siv los ntawm qhov qub Hnub Lub Ntiaj Teb Lub Sij Hawm Tseem, tab sis koj tsis tuaj yeem pab tab sis nyiam lub caij. Kuv paub tias nws ua kuv luag ntxhi ntawm pob ntseg rau txhua lub sijhawm uas kuv hnov ​​nws. Mike Brennan (John Terlesky) yog qhov ua qauv '80s nqaij tawv nyuj - cov plaub hau loj, cov leeg loj, luag nyav, tas li ua si rau cov pos hniav thiab lub siab xav. Txawm li cas los xij, thaum Leslie Tood (Suzee Slater) tau thov kom nws tawm mus ua kom tau qee yam kev haus luam yeeb los ntawm lub tshuab luam yeeb (ahhh, tus '80s), nws tau ntsib nrog ib qho npau taws-bots thiab nws tsuas yog lub sijhawm qub. Cov. Nws muab nws daim ID rau scan, tab sis ua ntej rub nws tam sim ntawd thau “Klaatu, verada, nikto. Lag? ” Ib tug nkees rau sci-fi classic thiab tej zaum kev tshoov siab rau Bruce campbell thiab Sam Raimi Cov tub rog ntawm Tsaus NtujCov. Txawm li cas los, nws yeej tsis laus.

RICK, OLD ME. KOJ YUAV UA LI CAS LOS UA RAU KOJ ... LUB NEEJ?

Kuv tsis ntseeg nej ib tug yuav tsis tus Friday lub 13th Part 2 hais txog qhov ntawd, tab sis tsuas yog kom muaj kev nyab xeeb, Russell Todd tsis yog tsuas yog piav qhia Rick Stanton hauv Ntxov Lag Luam, tab sis tseem Scott nyob rau hauv thawj sequel ntawm Camp Crystal Lake dabneeg. Nws tau dhau los ntawm kev ua phem thiab tua hluav taws hauv Terry's derriere mus rau lub neej ua txij ua nkawm, tab sis nws tsis tu nws zoo heev thaum nws ib nrab zoo dua tau raug tshem tawm los ntawm bots. Kev lom zem, vim tias Todd hnub Friday co-hnub qub Tom McBride tau ua pov thawj tias nws yuav tsis tau lub taub hau ntawm lub koomhaum loj, thiab Rick ua raws li kev coj ua, dhia ntawm lub tsheb thauj khoom zoo li Austin Powers rau tsib taug kev tsuas yog yuav tsum tau electrocuted yuav luag tam sim. Kuv twv nws tsuas yog tsis tuaj yeem xav txog txoj kev xav ntawm lub neej tsis muaj nws tus nkauj nyab.

KOV LUB CEV

Cov no tsis yog koj cov menyuam ntxhais hauv tsev kawm ntawv theem siab ntshai heev. Hwb, thiaj li Barbara Crampton: koj puas xav tau ntau tus thwjtim? ua si lom zem-nyiam kev sib deev thiab sib deev-ua kom zoo tshaj plaws, tab sis txog lub sijhawm Leslie plam nws lub taub hau, Crampton tawm mus ntawm qhov tob kawg.

Txawm li cas los xij, Linda Stanton (Karrie Emerson) yog dab tsi tab sis tus poj niam muab pov tseg tam sim no tsuas yog ua kom pom nws ob lub mis thiab tuag lub cim xeeb ploj tuag. Tsis yog, Linda tau siv khoom zoo thiab xav ntawm nws ob txhais taw. Nws kho nws lub tsheb thaum nws tus txiv tsis tuaj yeem thiab qhia lwm tus poj niam yuav ua li cas los tsim qee tus foob pob Molotov cocktails hauv lub khw muag khoom kho vajtse. Linda yuav tau ua rau tus ntxhais zoo kawg, tseeb.

Yog tias nws tsis yog rau Alison Parks (Kelli Maroney). Thaum nws muaj tseeb nws tus cwj pwm tsis kam mus rau rooj tog hauv khw muag khoom noj khoom haus, nws muaj kev sib txuas nrog Ferdy (Tony O'Dell) thiab txawm tso cai rau qhov kev xav tsis txaus mus txog thawj lub hauv paus hauv qab zib, Stacy Hamilton / Mark Ratner, Lub Sij Hawm Ceev lub caij. Txawm li cas los xij, nws yeej tsis poob nws tus kheej. Kuv txhais tau tias, nws yog Marine tus menyuam yaus. Tsis yog nws yog Steph Curry ntawm cov menyuam ntxhais zaum kawg, nws zoo rau peb pom tias nws yuav tso qib Schwarzenegger, "Muaj ib hnub zoo" ib-kab ua ntej yuav tshuab tus kawg nkaus bot rau cov khoom ntawm Sherman Oaks Galleria, tib lub khw uas qhov chaw npaj rau Commando tau thaij duab.

Zoo nkauj kawg.

PECKINPAH LUB!

Tshaj tawm ntawm sab xub ntiag: Ferdy tau txhawj xeeb.

Txhua yam hais txog qhov tshwm sim no tsuas yog xav tsis thoob. Cov tub hluas txiav txim siab tias lawv yuav tsum tau sawv thiab taub hau rau lub khw muag khoom ntaus pob ncaws pob rau qee yam riam phom. Los ntawm Rambo-grams mus rau lub koob yees duab qaij taw qhia ib pawg ntawm yuav-ua tsis zoo, nws tsuas yog khawv koob ntshiab.

LAWM

Tom qab Alison swb cov kab laug sab thiab cov nab thiab scooted tawm ntawm lub khw muag tsiaj, lub koob yees duab panned los qhia lub npe ntawm cov tsev lag luam - Roger Me Cov Khw ntawm Tsiaj.

Ntshav. Ci ntsa iab.

Ntxov Lag Luam yog zoo stocked nrog nco lub sij hawm, yog li thov tsis txhob txaj muag thiab qhia koj li nyob rau hauv cov lus hauv qab no.