Mhmm, nws yog lub sij hawm ntawm lub hli dua: thaum sawv ntxov tom qab kuv tau nkag mus rau hauv ib qho kev sib cav nrog qee qhov kev sib cav txog kev sib ntaus sib tua ntawm ob lub vijtsam nyiaj slashers thiab siv lub vev xaib no ua lub platform los ua pov thawj tias vim li cas kuv thiaj yog.

Sijhawm kawg, peb tau tshuaj xyuas ob ntawm cov neeg tsaus ntuj ntawm kev ua phem rau hauv lub taub hau sib piv uas coj peb mus rau qee qhov tsaus ntuj zoo nkauj. Psychological tsim txom, ntxhov siab heev rov qab dab neeg, ntau o' ntshav, thiab ib tug cuam tshuam kev pom nyob rau hauv ib tug twisted tib neeg lub siab. Lub sijhawm no, peb tau txais snowman rape! Tab sis hav, nws yog festive!

Lubdan (Leprechaun) Vs. Jack Frost (Jack Frost)

Lubdan

Status: Immortal

Tus naj npawb ntawm cov neeg raug tsim txom:> 40

Motiv: Nws xav kom nws goddamn kub thiab/los yog nkauj nyab!

Kos npe: Lubdan txoj kev tua feem ntau yog qhov muaj tswv yim zoo kawg, me ntsis txaus ntshai, thiab yuav luag txhua zaus funny. Nws kev tua neeg zoo li qhov kuv xav txog qhov kev lom zem-hlub psychopathic me nyuam me yuav yog.

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Qhov zoo tshaj plaws quotes: "Qee li koj xav tau, qw li koj xav; yog koj sim khiav, koj yuav tuag hmo no!”

Tsis muaj zog: Plaub nplooj clovers thiab wrought hlau

Backstory: Lubdan yog leprechaun, kawg ntawm nws hom. Nws lub hnub nyoog tseeb yog tsis paub raws li nyob rau hauv Leprechaun (1993) nws hais tias nws muaj 600 xyoo, tab sis nyob rau hauv lub sequel, Leprechaun 2 (1994), nws muaj 2,000 xyoo. Nws ua raws Daniel O'Grady los ntawm Ireland mus rau Asmeskas tom qab O'Grady smuggled nws kub mus rau North Dakota. Nws txoj kev sim coj ib tug nkauj nyab yog niaj hnub thwarted, thiab nws kub yog tas li tau txais jacked, yog li nws hostility yog me ntsis nkag siab.

Sexy yam: Nws tau txais ib lub suab Irish. Kuv tsis paub yuav ua li cas nws tsis ua luam dej hauv me nyuam qaib.

Movies: 6 (tsis suav lub 2014 reboot)

Kev xav zaum kawg: Yog lawm, Lubdan tau inevitably swb rau hauv txhua zaj yeeb yaj kiab, tab sis nws ib txwm tswj kom rov qab los, thiab nws ua rau nws lub sijhawm suav! Ob peb lwm tus neeg phem tau pom zoo li menyuam yaus muaj kev xyiv fab thiab kev txawj ntse thaum nws los txog rau lawv txoj kev tua neeg, cia nyob ib leeg tsim kev mob siab rau lub siab thaum mus txog lawv txoj kev lag luam. Lubdan yog ib tug yawg uas muaj nws qhov tseem ceeb hauv kev txiav txim.

Jack Frost

Status: Presumably ciaj sia nyob rau hauv ib co daim ntawv

Tus naj npawb ntawm cov neeg raug tsim txom: ~ 70 (38 ntawm cov uas yog thaum lub sij hawm nws spree raws li tib neeg serial killer ua ntej cov xwm txheej ntawm thawj zaj duab xis)

Motiv: Ib feem ntawm psychopathic tendencies, ib nrab ua pauj tawm tsam Sheriff Tiler

Kos npe: Tsis muaj ib qho tshwj xeeb, txawm tias qee qhov kev tua neeg me me "snowman-y" dua li lwm tus

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Qhov zoo tshaj plaws quotes: "Zoo nws tsis yog fucking Frosty!"

Tsis muaj zog: Antifreeze (Jack Frost) thiab bananas (Jack Frost 2: Kev pauj kua zaub ntsuab ntawm Mutant Killer Snowman)

Backstory: Jack Frost yog ib tus neeg tua neeg tua neeg uas khiav tawm ntawm kev ntes tau tsib xyoos, tua 38 tus neeg thoob tsib lub xeev, txog thaum raug coj mus rau kev ncaj ncees los ua tub ceev xwm Sam Tiler. Frost yog nyob rau hauv nws txoj kev mus rau nws tua nyob rau hauv ib tug snowy hmo ntuj thaum lub tsheb thauj mus los tsoo nrog ib tug tanker nqa genetic khoom, thiab serial killer Jack Frost los ua Jack Frost: Killer Snowman, uas pib los nag los carnage ntawm Snowmonton, tsev ntawm Sheriff Tiler.

Qhov ntxim nyiam ntxim nyiam: Feem ntau ntawm VHS npog tau yuam kev, nyob ntawm lub kaum sab xis koj ntsia nws. Lub holographic style qhia txog tus phooj ywg, zoo siab snowman kom txog rau thaum koj ntes tau txoj cai qaij - thiab tom qab ntawd tus neeg tua neeg, lub nroog Yeiuxalees snowman coj nws qhov chaw. Nws yog mesmerizing thiab txaus ntshai thiab txaus ntshai thiab koj tsis tuaj yeem saib deb ntawm Jack Frost.

Tsos: 2

Kev xav zaum kawg: Jack Frost tau tua neeg hauv lub neej thaum nws tuag, thiab tus ntawd yog ib tus neeg uas koj yeej tsis xav mus nrog. Tshwj xeeb tshaj yog thaum nws ua pov thawj tias yog ib tug neeg tuag taus snowman nyob rau hauv tropics li nws nyob hauv Snowmonton. Jack yog ib tug txiv neej phem nrog qee qhov teeb meem npau taws tob, pom tseeb, thiab lub sijhawm nyuaj tso tseg.

Tus khiav

Txawm hais tias Frost yog ib tus neeg tsaus ntuj, tsis txaus ntseeg, thaum kawg ntawm hnub nws yog tib neeg (txawm tias yog ib qho kev hloov pauv caj ces) thiab nws cia nws tus cwj pwm coj ua yeeb yam. Cia nws mus, txiv neej, koj xav li cas? Koj tua neeg coob coob, txoj cai yuav los nrhiav koj. Lubdan yog me ntsis ntawm lub cev lub cev, ntawm chav kawm, tab sis nws yeej Frost ntawm ze li ntawm txhua theem raws li nws tsis txawj tuag (thiab nws tuaj li ntawd!), nws tswj kom muaj lub sijhawm zoo tua neeg, thiab nws tsis ntshai ncaj ncees. mus txog qhov tseem ceeb: nws kub.

“Txoj kev mus rau lub hwj chim feem ntau yog cov ntshav dawb huv, thiab kuv yuav tsis cia tsis muaj dab tsi txwv tsis pub kuv los ua vajntxwv. Kuv yuav muaj hwj chim thiab yeeb koob, thiab ib tug poj huab tais zoo nkauj los qhia rau nws. Qhia… Tam sim no muaj ib lo lus dag dag rau kuv. Lub suab ntawm nws xa kuv cov hniav mus grate thiab conjures li cov duab ntawm kuv kub raug carted tawm mus them rau poj niam pleasures, ua rau kuv muaj tsawg tshaj li qhov kuv xav tau, thiab qhov kuv xav tau yog txhua yam. Kuv mam li yuav nws, pw nws thiab faus nws tag nrho hauv tib hnub. Kuv xav tias nws txiv yuav them rau lub tshoob thiab lub ntees tuag?”

Cov no yog cov lus ntawm a khiav.