Lub npe hnub so, muaj qhov ua yeeb yaj kiab ntshai heev rau qhov ntawd. Txawm tias tsawg dua menyuam hnub so xws li Lub Plaub Hlis Ntuj Fools Hnub thiab Hnub Niam muaj cov yeeb yaj kiab rau lawv. Hnub Friday lub 13th, txawm hais tias tsis yog hnub so, tab sis peb ua kev lom zem nws li ntawd, muaj ib qho ntawm cov muaj txiaj ntsig tshaj plaws thiab muaj txiaj ntsig franchise raws li ib puag ncig nws. Christmas yog ib qho yooj yim, tseem muaj hnub uas muaj plethora ntawm cov slashers paub zoo. Tab sis dab tsi txog Thanksgiving? Nws zoo nkaus li qhov ze tshaj plaws peb tau txais yog Eli Roth qhov kev thuam trailer rau zom ev, ThanksgivingCov. Eli Roth tau tham txog kev ua nws lub sijhawm ntev los ntawm lub sijhawm, tab sis leej twg paub tias nws yuav puas tuaj rau lub teeb (tus kws sau ntawv Chris Crum tsuas yog sau ib qho zoo tshaj plaws rau hnub nag hmo, yog li ntawd xyuas nws)). Ntawm chav kawm, kuj muaj Ua Tsaug thiab Ua Tsaug 3, tab sis dab tsi txog kev ua yeeb yam txaus ntshai tiag tiag teem rau hnub peb tau koom ua ke raws li tsev neeg thiab haus cov khoom noj ntau?

Zoo, nws hloov tawm rov qab rau xyoo 1981 tau muaj ib zaj yeeb yaj kiab ntshai heev ntawm Hnub Thanksgiving… txawm hais tias qhov ntawd zoo li yog hnub so. Nws tsis yog lub ntsiab lus tseem ceeb, thiab tsis zoo li nws lub yeeb yaj kiab hnub so, nws tsuas yog li tshwm sim coj mus rau hnub ntawd. Tej zaum nws yuav zoo li siv nyob rau lwm hnub, tab sis tsawg kawg lawv tau sim, txawm tias nws tsuas yog nyiaj ntsuab hauv hnub so slashers. Koj paub, rau feem ntau. Zaj yeeb yaj kiab tsis tau paub tseeb tias yog “zoo” lossis txhua yam. Nws ua, txawm li cas los, lub hnub qub Jake Steinfeld, lub cim ua cim los ntawm kev ntaus 1990 ua yeeb yam Tij Laug Jake! Xyua, yog li nws tsis yog tus ntaus, tab sis kuv yuav los yog tsis tau saib nws. Jake kuj muaj kab ntawm cov kev tawm dag zog hu ua Lub cev los ntawm Jake thiab yog tus tsim lub tuam txhab hu ua FitOrbit, kev tawm dag zog thiab txo lub cev hnyav. Tej zaum qhov ntawd yuav muaj zaj mauv vim zoo nkauj dua; Jake mus tua spree ntawm nws qhov kev tawm dag zog hauv TV. Tus txiv leej tub tseem mus ua haujlwm tawm, yog li nws muaj qhov zoo tshaj plaws tsim rau koj tus kws ntsuas qhov chaw, ua qhov no ua lub luag haujlwm zoo tshaj rau nws.

Eh, tej zaum tsis yog.

Muaj ib lub laj thawj no yog hnov ​​qab. Dhau li ntawm tsis yog txhua yam zoo, Jake kev ua yeeb yam yog txaus luag, txawm hais tias qee zaum qhov ntawd yog qhov peb tab tom nrhiav rau txawm tias nws tsis yog cov kws ua yeeb yaj kiab. Nws siv feem ntau ntawm cov yeeb yaj kiab kab muag thiab chuckling zoo li lub suab nrov (uas nws ua si, yog li kuv twv txoj haujlwm ua tau zoo) thiab tseem muaj cov menyuam no hnav zoo li mime, xim ntsej muag thiab txhua yam, nrog lub guitar thiab amp strapped rau nws nraub qaum. Ib tug neeg tuaj yeem qhia rau kuv li cas lub hom phiaj ntawm muaj tus cwj pwm zoo li no? Qhov kuv twv yog nws yog tus hleb ntawm hom cim Neddy tau nyob hauv Friday lub 13th, tab sis nws nyhav tso tseg qhov yeeb yam rau kuv, vim kuv tsis tuaj yeem nqa ib cov duab zoo li ntawd tiag. Kuv yuav tsum ncua thiab kos kuv lub taub hau, xav tias lawv xav licas. Leej twg yuav tsum cuam tshuam nrog tus xeeb ceem no? KISS pab tub rog? Cov cim pab ua yeeb yaj kiab tas li yuav tsum xav txog tus neeg peb paub los ua kom lawv swm taus, tab sis qhov no… dab tsi yog qhov no? Kuv xav txog txoj kev no dhau heev. Lwm tus tsis tseem ceeb txog, vim tias lawv yog koj tus cwj pwm hnav ua yeeb yaj kiab. Tiag tiag, saib txhua qhov slasher flick thiab muaj ya mus, lawv nyob rau hauv qhov kev ua yeeb yaj kiab ib yam nkaus. Tsis tau hais tias lawv cov kev ua yeeb yam tsis zoo piss lossis txhua yam, tab sis nws tsis txaus ntseeg tias yuav txuag tau zaj duab xis.

Gorehounds yuav tau saib mus rau lwm qhov, vim tias tsis muaj ntshav thiab plab. Yuav kom ncaj, qhov cuam tshuam tau ua tsis zoo, yeej tsis muaj dab tsi los sau ntawv hauv tsev. Cov dab neeg kuj tseem zoo nkauj stale thiab yog noticeably cia li muaj nyiaj ceev hauv nyob rau hauv lub ces slasher boom, yog li koj yuav tsum xav; leej twg ua daim movie no ua hauj lwm rau? Lub caij ntawd, ua daim slasher yog zoo li luam tawm nyiaj. Koj yuav plam tsis tau, tab sis qhov no yog ib ntawm cov yeeb yaj kiab uas nyuam qhuav coj mus rau kev saib xyuas ntawm hom ntawv nyeem.

Yog li kuv hais dab tsi txog qhov xwm txheej? Nws yog stale? Ok, yog li nres kuv yog tias koj tau hnov ​​qhov no; ib lub lunatic dim ntawm lub tsev kho mob puas siab puas ntsws, nyiag chaw nres tsheb sib tsoo thiab lub taub hau tsev tua neeg cov neeg nyob rau hnub so zoo.

Kuv puas yuav tsum tau tawm los thiab qhia koj tias qhov ntawd yuav yog dabtsi?

Nyob rau hauv txhua rooj plaub, yog tias koj twv txaus los yog koj nyiam pov tseg nyiaj, koj tuaj yeem txeeb ib daim ntawv luam los ntawm Amazon rau ib tug kinda hefty nqe thiab rau kuv qhov kev paub, nws tsuas yog VHS rip thiab tsis txawm tias ib qho zoo.

Lossis koj tuaj yeem tshawb xyuas txhua daim yeeb yaj kiab hauv zaj yeeb yaj kiab hauv qab no. Nws tsim nyog tsawg kawg yog ib qho saib thiab kom pom Jake Steinfeld ua zoo li tus neeg vwm ruam.

Tus neeg mob puas siab puas ntsws nyiag lub chaw nres tsheb laub thiab ua nws txoj kev mus rau kev ua koob tsheej Bradleys 'Thanksgiving, qhov uas nws npaj yuav ua rau lawv tsis tshua xav ua tsaug…

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Thiab tsuas yog coj koj mus nco txoj kab… Tsis txhob QUIT!

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Kuj vim tias nws yog lub caij Thanksgiving, ntawm no yog hnub Thanksgiving rov Tij Laug Jake.

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